No matter what new sitcoms and dramas the networks dream up this coming fall, I can almost guarantee the absence of one type of show: a show about academia. But a television show about academics -- professors, scientist, and graduate students -- is more necessary than ever before. And there's no shortage of real drama to fuel story lines. The show would be packed with backstabbing and gossip, glimpses into the intellectual servitude of graduate students and postdoctoral fellows, the agony of dissertation defenses, the thrill of scientific discoveries, the ulcer-creating tenure process, professors?? quests for fifteen minutes of fame, and, of course, the inevitable lab love affairs.