Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland

WASHINGTON—Gay rights activists protested the defeat of bill S. 743 Monday, saying that the proposed legislation giving homosexuals the...

According to newly released documents, chef Julia Child worked for the Office of Strategic Services, a U.S. spy agency, during World War II. What do...

Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland

A recent election poll indicates vegan independents and skydiving widowers are among the groups that will have a major impact in November.

DETROIT—Christopher O'Dell, a 16-year veteran of the Detroit Police Department, told reporters Monday that he will not rest until he exacts...

ATLANTA—"If I get it, I get it," said one woman. "I'm not going to change my whole life around every time they come on TV and say something is bad for you."

RICHMOND, VA—Inciting further speculation that Virginia governor Tim Kaine would be named Sen. Barack Obama's running mate, snickering...

Americans drove 53.2 billion fewer miles in the past nine months than they did in a comparable period a year ago. What do you think?

Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland

Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland

NEW YORK—Skeptics will be pleased traditional Soderberghian themes are present: anger, betrayal, and the travails of cool, wealthy people who plan crime capers.

Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland

NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—The new shampoo features an all-alcohol-based formula and is as gentle on a baby's skin as "having to grow up and fend for your goddamn self."

OKEECHOBEE SWAMPS, FL—According to sources, the monster got Tina, 18, despite her having been right behind the other remaining survivors...

A University of Iowa professor is accused of fondling students in exchange for higher grades. What do you think?

Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland

WASHINGTON—News of his extramarital affair with a former campaign worker could put John Edwards at serious risk of losing the position or...

COOPERSTOWN, NY—Double-jointed man Stephen Rothkowitz's first date with Lois Hiller, 30, was irrevocably derailed when the 29-year-old...

BEIJING—With just two hundredths of a second to spare, American charioteer Hank Fowler shocked those gathered in the Beijing Hippodrome...